HAPPY MONDAY

Heya Pallys!!  It's a wonderful day to be decaying, don't ya say??  For those of you who were still sperm/ovum back in the 1940's (and that's all of you except for Ratty, Bronny and B-Rabbit), I figured it was high time to show you what its like to be presentable. And I'm mostly referring to all you dizzy dames out there!!  I could give a FLaRN about the guys!!  Drones!!  The lot of em!!  But the dames!! Oh the dames!!  The changing times have stripped me of my fondest memories of you dames at your very best!  I'm talkin about hosiery, Teazy-Weazy, Vingral, and scarf turbins!!!  Last time I checked, there has yet to be a suitable replacement for the finest 40's fashion!!!!  You think all you dames know what fashion is??  BAH!!! Real style is more than just denim hotpants, fishnet stockings and a leather jacket with some crappy band name stitched on the back!!!!  I have some homework for you.  Go find a RedBox and rent as many Lana Turner films as you can.  Then......copy her!! Verbatim!!  Got it??  What's that you say?  Redbox doesn't carry Lana Turner films? Well then go rent some from the Mormons!!!  Then next time I go to The Echo, I wanna feel like I just walked into a  time-warp!!  Ya hear me??  Make it happen!!